Untitled no. 2
Hey kids. You've reached Mr. Nixon. I'm not here. Leave me a message and I'll get back to you.
posted by dangeresque dan @ 3/09/2007 11:53:00 AM
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Ramblings, Stories, and Deep Thoughts from Ya Homie Aaron
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Friday, March 09, 2007
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- Name: dangeresque dan
- Location: Hibbing, Minnesota, United States
I am a former president of the U.S. And I'm pro-family and pro-war. I want to run for a third term of president. As you can see, I am deep in thought over which song is better: Disco Duck or Muskrat Love. Vote Nixon 2028.
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Ahh, yeah. This is Elvis. I was wondering if it would be possible for me to be a drug enforcement officer for the federal government. I have a lot of insight in the drug culture seeing as how I am a full blown drug addict. I would love to help the government crack down on illicit drug use. Call me at Graceland if this sounds good to you.
Thanks,
E
Hi Mr. Nixon. I just called to say that...YOU STINK! Also, you ARE a crook!
Ha! And the best part is, you can't have me killed or anything, because you have no idea who this is. I'm completely anonymous.
Unless you have caller ID...
Or unless you post a transcript of this message on your blog and somebody recognizes it and posts a link to my recently updated blog...
Then I guess I wouldn't be so anonymous.
I have to go now...
Hello there, Richard. This is your mother. Where have you been? You sure have been "not here" for a long time. I'm starting to worry about you. When are you returning to your post?
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