Comfortable

I don't have a lot to say this week. The test worked like a charm. I bought myself a lot of Coke. Although, now that I think of it . . . . Coke was supposed to send me free Coke. And I didn't recieve a Bentley or new gaming console in the mail. Perhaps it didn't work as well as I'd hoped. Oh well, I still got Coke. Ya know, I'm beginning to think I've become a Coke-addict. I reviewed some previous posts and I mention Coke a lot. It's as though I'm some sort of name-dropper or even worse- an obsessed buffoon for the cola. But which cola? Why Coca~Cola. I'm mean I know the name of the inventer of the product: Dr. Pemberton. I've referred to it as the sweetest drink and an Ambrosia to the gods. I've even made a top-ten list of fun things to do with Coke. I haven't even mentioned other colas. Like Pe- Pe- Pep. I can't say it. Oh there's RC Co . . . cough . . . retch. Hmmmm . . . Maybe I can say Sam's Choi . No! I must declare that Coke is the only cola for me. Dr. Pemberton, your divine drink truly is the drink of the cola-gods. In fact, I will make . . . Nay I MUST make a new list of top 10 things to do while drinking Coke.

1. Drink More Coke.
2. Watch Conan O'Brian.
3. Not do homework.
4. Play SplinterCell: Chaos Theory.
5. Purchase a monkey and teach him to drink it.
6. Dance the dance of Revolution.
7. Listen to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
8. Rally for the Republicans.
9. Encourage others to join you in drinking the sweetest, tartest, bubbly concoction ever invented.
10. Buy one of these hats then just sit back and enjoy Coke.

Test

We've all heard about product dropping. You know you go on Conan and talk about how much you love . . . oh I don't know . . . Mt. Dew. So I will run a little test here on the crossroads of the internet (That being my blog). The test? Product dropping. I will name products and see if anyone gives me one or if I get some from the company. So here we go.

I love Coke, Bentleys, X-Box 360s, Apple Video I-Pods, Cherry Coke, Sony PS3s, Bose home theatre systems, Coke, Texas Instruments DLP TVs, 2006 Chevy 1500 trucks, Vault, Dell XP5 laptops, Sony Blue-ray players, and lastly Coca~Cola.

Now, I can just sit back and watch the gifts roll in.

Rambling thoughts

Greetings! Or should I say Salutations?? It's the same greeting. I have no real point to the post. Well, that's not completely true. If I had no point, I wouldn't be writing. Moving on.

Recently, my mind has been on people who have no evident talent but have gained fame some how. Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline, and Tara Reid are the three who should spend the rest of their days cleaning kennels at a zoo. At least the crap would be comparible to their intelligence and talent level. But, there has been other stuff brewing in the mind of the old dog.

I bought SplinterCell: Double Agent. The game disappointed me. The rating system used on Chaos Theory is gone and the Alarm stages from Pandora Tomorrow are back. I am, seriously, deeply saddened by it.

Well I guess there wasn't a whole lot brewing in the noodle. So I'm going to go sob uncontrollably in regards to the game.