Death to Interviews

Why do job interviews have to be so stressing? Or better yet, why do they ask questions that make you think? I am not a good thinker. I hope God makes me more eloquent in my future job interviews. No mumbling or bumbling. I wish I could just use my blog as the standard for my proficiency in English. Granted, I am no Aaron Reini, but I am also no typical hill-billy. I just suck under pressure. Well, I rambled on. Can y'all pray for me to get the big job I'm in the hiring process for? I need it. Thanks!!!