Pure Life

I recently started drinking more water. Why? I'm trying to cut calories from Diet soda. Ok. There are zero calories in diet soda. The truth is that I wanted to try and lose some more weight. And one way I've heard is that drinking water instead of soda can aid because there's less sodium going into your "system." But that's not why I'm posting. I am posting anew because I noticed tonight that the bottle is labeled Pure Life. I am sure that bottled water is does not lead to a pure life. But, this is hard to follow so here we go.
Jesus claimed that He is the water of life. So, we drink his water, we begin to live more purely. Much the same way, I drink this bottle of "purified water~ with 'minerals added'" I can purify my flesh and bone body. Water in both the spiritual sense and secular sense is viewed as something that cleanses. And that is what I am (and in theory, we all are striving for): a pure life. both spiritually, and physically. Besides, this bottled agua has to be healthier for me than that chemical soup the city offers me.