A Miracle Did Occur

Wow! It's been quite a while since my last post. It's as though I've fallen off the face of the earth or something. Well, I did. And miraculously, I have had nott a drop of Coke in that entire period of time. It's surprising how much you miss something you can never have. It's as though I were married to a lady named Coke and some evil person (probably Walker Texas Ranger's evil twin Stalker). Never to delight in the warmth of her glowing smile or share another romantic meal between the two of us again. But some of you probably don't know what I'm speaking of. It's just about since my visit to the hospital last month I have pronounced Diabetic. And thus the delicious ambrosia is now off-limits. I miss it so. Also a lot of carbs are off-limits. But I'm dealing with it all. I have found something tasty to replace Coke. It's water. But, if you'd like the full story of my ordeal just email me. I inform you all that I no longer have a bladder of the gall variety. The doctors in Duluth took it for good reasons. But I'm happy to announce that when I asked for it in a jar; I was informed I was cancer free. But yeah. I updated and you read. Any questions?