Happy Easter,

I won't front on that topic. I said Happy Easter and I meant it. Thursday, I was watching Fox News and as some dude was saying his little piece on this weekend and what it means; he said "Happy Holiday." Granted, I know this isn't the true date of Easter, but at least if you want to give the history of the occasion and what it means to many Christians; have decency to stand up to the radically left-wing nut jobs and say "HAPPY EASTER my CHRISTIAN brethren." I mean it gives me insight that many of the people on the air who claim to be Christian are scared to say it.

This isn't a normal post for me. I try to stray away from political topics and such by going towards other more different ones. However, I think I owe this one to God.

Back to the topic at hand now, why is it that we as Christians just let the world dictate when we celebrate the resurrection of the Lord? The day we honor him is a pagan holiday. The True date of the Resurrection came in the Passover not 3 weeks before it. For those who don't know how the calendar people determine the Day many consider Holy, this is the process: It's the first Sunday after the first full moon after the Spring Equinox (Pastor Allen Reini). If I remember correctly that was a Celtic holiday.

I suppose I said all that to get here. We shouldn't use a pagan holiday to honor Christ. He went to the cross and died for us. He didn't suffer the beatings and the piercing for us to honor him on a heathen Holiday.

In addendum. . . . Now, we as Christians should honor Christ everyday; not just one. We should remember what he did daily because daily we commit the sins he went to the Cross to forgive.

Kranny

7”Then go quickly and tell his disciples: "He has risen from the dead and is going ahead of you into Galilee. There you will see him.' Now I have told you.” Matthew 28:7

If you feel the need

I heard quite possibly the greatest line ever today from Cotton Hill. If you watched the episode of when Bobby goes to "boot camp" as Hank, Cotton, and Bobby are leaving, Peggy is hugging Bobby and Cotton says to her, "If you have any more emotions get in the kitchen and pour them into a bundt cake-pan." Or something to that effect. I like me original picture of Nixy. For a few days it was of The Simpson's rendition of him. It was good but ya can't be the classic. I mean fakes are prevelant but I'm the real deal.

So I had to write a paper this week and the first draft of it was boring to read. So then I revised it and tried to make it funny. I hope I did it. My ear itches. I want to dye my hair again but I don't know what color . . . I'm taking suggestions. You have until 4 days from now to comment. Well I used all my witty humor on my paper. There wasn't much of it but now I'm spent.


Dandy Dan Danielson

Drake Sabitch: "I'm not far from dragging you out of the car and beating you to dust."
Steve Dodds: "You should work up to that, kinda leaves you nowhere to go."

Mingus Dew

Hey all. I notcied like 4 days ago I haven't posted in a while . . . well ok, a real post. I am getting so very bad with my grammar. I am forgetting where commas go, where semi-colons are to be placed and the worst of all grammar mistakes spelling airers. I need new lessons from the greatest teacher ever . . . HELP ME Mr. Carlstrom (Whoops I said greatest teacher). Or I'd at least settle for Mr. Bergan. You'd think that since I graduated from College Prep Writing I'd have an in-depth knowledge of the stuff but with 3 years since I REALLY wrote anything, I've forgotten. I dunno man . . . I suppose I should use the skills I learned in Coll. Prep. Reading to read my grammar book but those skillz are very limited being I only read 1/2 the books (if that).

So I was "seeing a man about a horse", today when I thought it'd be a great idea to become a comedian. The concept came about because I was meandering through some random thoughts and stumbled on the fact that doctors are using skills they learned in college to guide robots through the human circulatory system and then performing surgery. What skills are they? hand-eye coordination learned via Halo, and other good things. But so then I thought of a doctor not being able to unclog an artery and getting frustrated and calling up little Jimmy down the street to come get past the blockage. And the Dr. complaining about how his favorite level is the intestine. But that's all I got to say about that.

If you're reading COMMENT (click on the little button on the bottom of the post that says "0 comments") . . . . else I may not post for another 4 days and keep you all in an anxious state so that you can't sleep at night. I'd hate for sleep to be lost over me. So do yourself a favor and comment. Ok this ends now . . . after this sentence . . . . this sentence here . . . . period.


Donde está mi sombrero Dan

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For the sake

Yeah I noticed it's been 5 days since my last post, so for the sake of nothing I will post and try not to use proper grammar.

I noticed today that Jill (ignore the dude in the picture Jill's the chick) kinda resembles Martha Stewart in the right light. Maybe it's because I was tired or because I'm going through withdrawls of caffeine, or something to that effect. Spring Break sucks; too boring.
The Vikings are doing too many offseason moves. Plaxico, Mike Williams, Robinson, Burleson, and now a new guy named Gardner? Could this be the best wide-reciever corps ever? Probably not. My prediction is Williams, Burress, Plaxico, and Burleson will be our wide-outs next year along with Campbell, and maybe Robinson. I don't know. Supposedly the Vikes are the hot-spot. EVERYONE wants to come here. Donovin Darius, a great safety from Jax, wants in the purple. Who knows, only time will tell. I mean even The Edge wants in on the cold state

Dangeresque Daniel

"Sucks to your assmar"

Yesterday

Hey readers and others.
I will make this post quick (or at least try to). Well yesterday/last night. We went to Duluth to see Sean Smith. It was in one word: PHENOMENAL! For those who don't recognize the name he spoke at Youth Convention 2001. He gave a great word which was basically followed up nicely this morning by Pastor Randy's sermon and his instructions to where we as a church will be returning. But yeah now I have to build an "altar" to give thanks to God and see where he wants me next year. I hear "The Cities" calling me down there in about early September or so. I will see and hope but not move until I hear.

Keep Reading I know how you gnaw at the bit for more info.

DD
the real one
(Chicks dig the big GOD)

Today

Today is the retreat in Duluth. We're only going for one service. It's cool. It's a Chi-Alpha retreat and they invited us in Rustproof to join. It's Neato. I hope to see as many of you there as humanly possible.

"Forgive my sin; Cleanse me within. When my flesh bleeds it's last. My soul will be reborn in unity with you."

El Dangeresque Dan

A point or two and some random thoughts

Now this post will be posted in a few days or so from March 1st. I am 21 years old- not that old yet- but I came to a query/realization today. Yesterday I did a load of laundry and because I hold such weird hours and am often times forgetful, I left the load in the dryer. Like usual, I would probably take them out later that night.Ratjer than the aforementioned, I am about to doze off & take a nap because I didn't get much sleep the prior night. Instead of hearing the sawing of logs, I hear the nagging voice of my brother telling me to come get my clothes out of the dryer. I said I would later. No biggie; right? Well, apparently, since there were no clothes in either of the washing machines and then no real reason why it couldn't wait, I said just to leave them there. My brother is a man of few convictions and even fewer etiquette practices, so instead of listening to my request, he decided to take my clothes and just "lump" them on top of the dryer so the overflow would fall behind the beastly machine. That was where I drew the line. When his clothes are sitting in the dryer and I need it I take the time to fold his clothes and for that matter anyone else’s' clothes who happen to be occupying it. Is this society so rotten to the core that they just carelessly throw someone else's belongings aside and go about their business? I am not an upstanding citizen but I was taught that if something doesn't belong to you; you take care of it as though it were. Perhaps my brother was "there" upstairs when my grandparents and parents were teaching us that.
I have noticed other mediocrities in men of today's persuasion, that being most won't take time out of their day to hold the door open for a lady whose arms are full and can't reach to grab the handle. While I do not agree with the political beliefs of Mr. Tom Brokaw, he does have a point in that the World War II generation is America's greatest generation. It doesn't matter if the man is sitting in a wheelchair or if he is missing arms or legs from war-wounds or suffered from disease recently, they will hold open a door for a lady. They have the courtesious ambiances that men should carry into today being as we are the grandchildren/children of the greatest genereation.

It is a far stretch from a laundry situation to decency but I am hoping I provided adequate transition. Where has the decency in America gone? Where I ask you? Where?

My few random thoughts are just that . . . random. I will start with the video game "Star Wars: Republic Commando", it is my personal belief that the game should skip the new trilogy and go to the original. I am sure they create a story good enough for it. I have even thought of one. It is evident that the Empire didn't grow but through war. So why not set the game during the invasions of the various planets?

Second, "The Simpsons" need something new. Perhaps the death of a character . . . I won't give any suggestions (*cough *cough **Lisa** cough *cough*). Matt Groening, bring back "Futurama"!

Well I suppose that about wraps up this posting. To quote something someone once said, "Ya know what? If you don't know how to use your seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard."

The Dangeresque One

(Or is it Dangeresque Too?)

P.S. So I lied and it was one day.